eli porter lyrics REPOST

I got one question, man: tell me who’s next! This nigga salt-looking nigga who be getting the best.

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I’m the best man; I did it.

See, I let you know I’m the best, by the hour. It’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.

It ain’t nothing to me man. I keep it for real. Look at these gleams, man, with dent on the grill.

See, I’m the best. I Told you that! This dude like that: he running from the cat.

No, I messed up, but I’m going to stay on top. They told me, man, but you know, I’m never going to flop.

Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade. Ain’t no wonder why he came out – he’s already in the gay parade!

I told you man: I got you roasted like ever. You don’t know, but my rhymes – they straight up clever.

So you step off the pedestal. I’m the best man, you need to go the fucking dental.

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