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Shopping List!!

Hello loyal readers!

As the week marches on, the cupboard/fridge stocks have noticeably diminished. Right now it’s 1:25AM and I’m sure as fuck not going shopping tonight so here is what’s on my list for tomorrow. Whether I get all of this depends on prices/availability and who knows, I might pick up some stuff that I can’t think of right now. Entertaining

Milk
Great in cereal, mixed with chocolate, useful in pasta sauces and other various cooking. Also looks fantastic on Hayden’s lips and provides me an opportunity to post this pic.
Strawberry Frosted Miniwheats
This shit steps your average miniwheat up to the next level. If you ever gave up on miniwheats, this is the perfect time to get back in the game. These strawberry blasted cubes of morning perfection start your day with a delicious berry taste. A bowl of these will always substitute for the following when you just don’t have time to make…
Eggs
If this isn’t the most delicious thing you have ever lay your eyes on, I really do feel sorry for you. Frying up some eggs with a side of bacon not only fills your house with the pleasing aroma of bacon-eggy-ness but also fills your stomach with aforementioned bacon-eggy-ness. Personally, I prefer my eggs over easy (hence the picture) and loaded with lots of pepper.
Ramen Noodles
In Canada our choice is limited to Mr. Noodles and Mr. Noodles so excuse me for not knowing the joys of all your fancy American brands. This shit has been a staple in your average Canadien diet since grade school. As kids, we would bring these packs of awesomeness to school as a recess snack. Break the noodles apart, dump in seasoning packet, shake thoroughly, consume. It wasn’t out of the ordinary to have all your friends and even some people you didn’t know pestering you for a handful of this tasty snack and you were obliged to dish it out, as you would be one of those kids the next day. When you were at home, it was a completely different deal. The perfect lunch, just throw it in some boiling water and cook for 2-3 minutes, DO NOT OVERCOOK (actual instructions on packaging). So yeah, Mr. Noodles.
Apples
Apple a day keeps the doctor awuakhjsfsdfjsdfahsdf you know where I’m going with this. Specifically, Granny Smith apples. I don’t know what it is about this particular type of apple, but these green wonders absolutely trump all other kinds. Maybe its the slightly sour tang you get in every bite or maybe its just because they go fucking great in a pie, but this is the hands down best kind of apple. Ever wonder why apple FLAVORING is called GREEN APPLE and not RED APPLE? It’s because no one prefers those flavors normally so why would they want them in their flavored snack.
Beef
You can use this shit in anything. Seriously. Fry these pink ribbons of pure flavor and you have a topper for anything. Tacos, spaghetti sauce, beef and noodles, hamburgers, do I really need to continue? Throw some seasoning in and you have got one of the most versatile meats known to mankind. I don’t give a fuck about chicken or pork, real men eat beef.

Anyhow, it’s now 1:52AM and it feels like I’ve been typing about food for hours now (even though I haven’t been). I’m probably gonna pick up some Iced Tea too, the Canadien kind not the unsweetened American garbage, and maybe some carrots. 1:53AM. Sleep.

September 8, 2009 | Categories: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Shadow Complex Entry

Greetings readers!

This is Jason Fleming.
If Jason looks (or sounds) familiar its probably because you have played as him before.

This is Nathaniel Drake. An adventurous man in his early 30′s who is your everyman hero. You begin the story with a just your fists and your wits but quickly amass a wide arsenal of firearms and other neat gadgets. Sporting a white, half-tucked shirt, blue jeans and a kinda-messy and kinda-neat haircut, Nate cuts a clean image. As you progress through the game you collect various pieces of armor and add-ons to become a kind of super human. Oh wait, I’m talking about that other game now.

What I am getting at here is the deep penetration of voice actor, Nolan North in the video game industry. Shadow Complex and Uncharted are not the only adventures that Nolan has gotten himself as his voice acting credits span over 30 titles in the past few years. Major ones include playing the Prince in Prince of Persia and Male Hero in Fable 2.

Who is this man and why does the video game industry love him so much? With the upcoming release of Uncharted 2 on the way, we are nowhere near through with this man either. His deep penetration of all things voice acting has reached a climax today however as this investigative report sheds some light on Nolan’s shady doings.

As I have run out of things to type about, here is Nolan on Hollywood squares, using his trademark smug voice and making an ass of himself.

August 20, 2009 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Greetings Readers!

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The issue I would like to address today is the horrifying ‘FatMan’ phenomena. No, not that fatman. What I am referring to is this youtube user. Starting in 2007, the user known only as FatMan began uploading videos of himself, eating onto The Youtube. If you can stomach it, you will find quite the large number of videos. Eating everything from blocks of cheese to an entire cake, this horrific example of mankind reverting to a primal state will make you wretch in disgust. The worst part is that I found myself unable to stop watching, in a sort of “train-wreck” phenomena. Every subsequent video that plays will tear away any faith you had left in humanity.

How does a man let himself become a whale-beast like this? I would like to blame Fox-News and Anime-Obama, but this is not nearly enough to cover the massive abomination you see before you. FatMan is a disgrace to everything that is good in this world and as rational beings, we should not allow this to ever happen. The only redeeming quality of this disgusting slug-man is the humour, intentional or not, that can be taken away from his videos. A personal anecdote that I can provide to further prove this is a heartwarming one. Last Thursday my room mate and I had been in quite a squabble over unwashed dishes and full garbage cans. The outlook was bleak for the remainder of the night as a dark cloud settled over our apartment. Luckily, a shining beam of light shot down from above and showed me the wonders of FatMan. I laughed. He laughed. All was forgetten in that moment of hillarious bliss. FatMan has a natural power to bring people together…to laugh at him.